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Tommy: "I like this one; the dog: one dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way."
Mrs. DeVito: "One dog's goin' east, and the other one is goin' west, so what?"
Tommy: "And this guy's sayin', whaddya want from me?"

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Tommy: "Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up will ya? My Mother's gonna make some fresh peppers and sausage for us."
Jimmy: "Hey, Henry, Henry, here's an arm."
Henry: "That's very funny, guys."
Jimmy: "Here's a leg."
Tommy: "Here's a wing! What do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or do you still go for the ol hearts and lungs?"

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Jimmy: "We'll throw the bastard to the lions."
Henry: "fuckin' lions, I ain't goin' near any lions, Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "We'll just throw him over the moat."
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Tommy: "Say hello to those blow job hacks, huh? Don't forget, motherfuck em every chance you get, Henry!"

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Paulie: "Don't put too many onions in the sauce!"
Vinnie" "I didn't put too much onions, Paul. Three small onions, that's all."

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Jimmy: "What'd you say? Are you bein a fuckin' wiseguy with me? Huh? What'd I tell you? What did I tell you? What did I tell you? You don't buy anything, you hear me? Don't buy anything!"

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Tommy: "Yeah, your always fuckin' late. You'll be late to your own fuckin' funeral..."